The truth is out there

I installed a tracking device on my website a few weeks ago, and I cannot help but find amusing that some of the people that come check out this page are people looking for information about aliens. You know, in the “X Files” and “Close Encounters…” sense of the word. I can only imagine the utter disappointment of these folks when they start reading the musings of this mostly depressed writer (not because I am mostly depressed, but because it seems like I only write here whilst depressed). Poor lads, looking for some “alien-fucked” stories, and finding my ranting instead! Because really, is there anything better than some good, old-fashioned porn featuring little green men?